Merry christmas

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and
she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He’s had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke,
drinks An occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice ?????
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer………………………………………………..

ANSWERS
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
you just killed ” Beethoven” .

Makes a person think before judging someone!!!

funny

Raju shrivastav was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this
was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were
out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the
in-flight meal, he declared loudly, “I have brought my own lunch. Make
sure you don’t charge me for food and drinks!”

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, he began spreading out
his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American
history researcher, who was curious about the food. “Excuse me, what is
that drink?” he asked.

He picked up the lassi drink and said, “Milk of India!”

Then he took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. “And
what is that dish?” asked the curious American.

“Wheat of India” replied he proudly.

Finally, he took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.

“What is it?” asked the American.

“Sweet of India” replied the old man.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud
“Pooooooooooooo!!!!” from raju shrivastav..

“What was that..?” asked the American in disgust.

He replied coolly, “That’s Air India..!!”

The woman in your life: Excellent article

The woman in your life…very well expressed…

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry with these fact as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;

Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven’t, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn’t want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won’t like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won’t, simply  because you won’t like it, even though you say otherwise  One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house – your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly – your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this……

Please appreciate “HER”

I hope you will do….

“Just Because”

Just because no one has been fortunate
Enough to realize what a gold mine you are,
Doesn’t mean you shine any less.

Just because no one has been smart enough
To figure out that you can’t be topped, doesn’t
Stop you from being the best.

Just because no one has come along to share
Your life, doesn’t mean that day isn’t coming.

Just because no one has made this race
Worth while, doesn’t give you permission
To stop running.

Just because no one has realized how much
Of a woman you are, doesn’t mean they can
Affect your femininity.

Just because no one has come to take the
Loneliness away, doesn’t mean you have to
Settle for a lower quality.

Just because no one has shown up who
Can love you on your level, doesn’t mean

You have to sink to theirs.

Just because you deserve the very best
There is, doesn’t mean that life is always fair.

Just because God is still preparing your
King, doesn’t mean that you’re not already

A queen.

Just because your situation doesn’t seem
To be progressing right now, doesn’t mean
You need to change a thing.

Keep shining,
Keep running,

Keep hoping,
Keep praying,
Keep being exactly what you are already -
COMPLETE!

nice story

Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.

She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes
and
treated him to the finest of    delicacies. She gave him nothing but
the
best.

She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him
off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would
leave her for another.

She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always
kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a
problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through
the
difficult    times.

The girl’s 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great
contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did
not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly
took notice of him!

One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She
thought
of her luxurious life and wondered,    I now have four boyfriends with
me, but when I die, I’ll be all alone.’

Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, ‘I loved you the most, endowed you
with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that
I’m
dying, will you follow me and keep me company?’

‘No way!’, replied the 4th boyfriend, and he walked away without
another
word.

His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.

The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, ‘I loved you all my life.
Now
that I’m dying, will you follow me and keep me company?’

‘No!’, replied the 3rd boyfriend. ‘Life is too good! When you die, I’m
going to marry someone else!’

Her heart sank and turned cold.

She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, ‘I have always
turned to you for help and you’ve always been there for me. When I
die,
will you follow me and keep me company?’

‘I’m sorry, I can’t help you out this time!’, replied the 2nd
boyfriend.
‘At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.’

His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was
devastated.

Then a voice called out: ‘I’ll go with you. I’ll follow you no matter
where you go.’

The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very
skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.

Greatly grieved, the girl said, ‘I should have taken much better care
of
you when I had the chance!’

In truth, you have 4 boyfriends in your lives:

Your 4th boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort
you
lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.

Your 3rd boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.  When you
die, it will all go to others.

Your 2nd boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they
have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to
the
grave.

And your 1st boyfriend is your Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of
wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

However, your Soul is the only thing that will follow you where ever
you
go.Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part
of
you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you
throughout Eternity.

Thought for the day: Remember, when the world pushes you to your
knees,
you’re in the perfect position to pray.

By all Means… MARRY !

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

when a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to do great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Henny Youngman

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Sam Kinison

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
James Holt McGavran

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”