funny

Raju shrivastav was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this
was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were
out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the
in-flight meal, he declared loudly, “I have brought my own lunch. Make
sure you don’t charge me for food and drinks!”

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, he began spreading out
his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American
history researcher, who was curious about the food. “Excuse me, what is
that drink?” he asked.

He picked up the lassi drink and said, “Milk of India!”

Then he took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. “And
what is that dish?” asked the curious American.

“Wheat of India” replied he proudly.

Finally, he took out some desserts. He offered some to the American.

“What is it?” asked the American.

“Sweet of India” replied the old man.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud
“Pooooooooooooo!!!!” from raju shrivastav..

“What was that..?” asked the American in disgust.

He replied coolly, “That’s Air India..!!”