Bhavi’s Blog

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

when a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to do great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Henny Youngman

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Sam Kinison

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
James Holt McGavran

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

“At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don’t keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That’s how we’re made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines… that are way too dangerous to cross.” - Meredith

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“Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.”
Kahlil Gibran

“The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural
curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.”
Anatole France

“The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.”
Richard Buckminster Fuller

“It is error alone that needs the support of government. Truth can
stand by itself.”
Thomas Jefferson

“Life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it.”
William James

1. True friendship is like sound health –
   the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
   - Charles Caleb Colton
2. The weak can never forgive.
   Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
   - Mohandas Karamchand [Mahatma] Gandhi (1869-194

The story/Of life is quicker/ Than the wink of

an eye/ The story of love/ Is hello and goodbye……

-jimi hendrix

One Must learn by doing the thing;

for though you think you know it

You have no certainty, until you try.

-Sophocles, Trachiniae

when i was born i was so surprised i didn’t talk for a year and a half
Gracie Allen (1906-1964)

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color, chossing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child
joe houldsworth
There are two ways of meeting diffiulties: You alter the difficulties , or you alter yourself to meet them.
Phyllis bottome

And in the end, its not the years in your life that count, it’s the life in your years.
Abraham lincon

There’s no point in being groun up in you can’t be childish sometimes
Doctor who.